Long-running trainer saga

04.01.28: TRAINING SHOES are back in fashion.

According to celebrated InFoFashion correspondent Amy Swindler, the training shoe will be the biggest fashion craze of next season. These horrible, smelly, overdesigned pieces of rubber and plastic were all the rage back in the 1990s but for the past 30 years have been cruelly out of fashion. Now, however, they're back, this time made from an everlasting, non-porous plastic called Skeet. Developed (predictably) by Nike, 'skeet-plates' will retail for E$3,000 a pair. DJ